I knew it all along
you’re so predictable
I knew something would go wrong
so you don’t have to call
or say anything at all
so predictable
Conversations With Mom
Mom: So what interests you academically?
Me: I'm fascinated by the biochemistry and bio-molecular processes which occur in pathogenic organisms.
Mom: ?
Me: I like learning about viruses and bacteria and how they infect their hosts.
Mom: ...
Me: I like learning about how people get sick and die,
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what the actual fuck
-dumps holy water on computer-
shiiittt…..
OMG why did I just watch this?! D:
BRING THE HOLY WATERR
